A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date
with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her
grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her
not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are
modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and
out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the
grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The
teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over and that it is just
not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you
can show off your rose buds, then I can display my
hanging baskets."
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