I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years, and we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my fiancee? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to
be.She was a smart, confident career woman, but most of all she was
unbelievably sexy. She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same time.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding
invitations. When I got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked at
the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you will be married, but
you
must know that I have feelings for you that I can
no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make
love to me just once". I was in total shock .... what could I say?
As I sat there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you
share my yearnings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her
magnificent form as she wisped up the stairs. I stood there for a moment,
unsure of what to do, and then turned around and went to the front door.
Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Amazingly, her
husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and
said: "We are so happy. You have passed our little test. We couldn't
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, nor the
valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's childhood
home............... always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car.
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