Jewish Malpractice Insurance
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> An older Jewish man who needed surgery insisted that his son, a renowned
> surgeon, perform the operation. As he lay on the operating
> table about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
> "Yes Dad, what is it?"
> "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember ... if it doesn't go
> well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going
> to come and live with you!"
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