Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped
over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards
or backwards, she somehow slipped sideways and did the splits
and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her
husband Bruce.
"Bruce! Bruce!" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've
bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said.
"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck
fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba." (his mate)
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"Let's try Plan B." said Cobba.
"Plan B?!" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that?"
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the
tiles under her," replied Cobba.
"Spot on." Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here
and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits?" Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time
for that mate."< BR>
"No," Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough,
we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so
expensive."
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