I got one
A vampire bat covered in blood landed on a rooftop to get some sleep.Then others started to smell him and asked him where'd he find that blood.He told them he was to tired but they persuaded him to."Ok follow me"he said as he flew off with millions of bats flying after him."You see that tree?"he said."Yes,Yes,Yes!"said all the other bats. "Good"said the bat,"Cause I sure as hell didn't!" |