Starnet that joke about hi Lo Norm Hi Max reminds me of a joke.
An old jewish string salesman goes up to the head of a major department store and asks if he would like to buy string from him. The department store head is a real anti-semite so he replies "sure I'll buy string from you, but only the length from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis."
The Jewish guy thanks him and leaves.
The next day when the department store head comes in he sees 2 large trucks coming in full of string. Angrily he calls the Jewish guy and says "hey I told you I'd only buy string the length from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis."
"I know," the Jewish guy answers "and the tip of my nose is here while the tip of my penis is someplace in Poland." |