heheh, good one Minnow
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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes thru the swinging'doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar .....
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker ... "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile ... "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar and says ... "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, ... "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs ... "why yes" ... "yes, I sure am."
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly ... "well, wash your hands real good, would'ja ... because I want a cheeseburger."