I know its been said a billion times but here is a billion and one. Old man in line in front of me at the gas station, hands shaking, paying $150 for 15 $10 scratch off tickets that he will be lucky to get half his money back on. WHERE ARE THE REGULATIONS PROTECTING THIS POOR OLD MAN FROM LOSING HIS MONEY TO THIS ADDICTION? OH THATS RIGHT, ITS A GAME SPONSORED BY MY GREAT STATE AND APPROVED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. HOW SWEET OF THEM.
Also, I have lost I don't know how much money on the dam MegaMillions lottery in my lifetime. WHERE IS MY UNITED STATES PROTECTION FROM MY LOSING OF MONEY TO THIS ADDICTIVE FUKING LOTTERY??????????????? OH YEAH I FORGET IT IS SPONSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT. DAM I GUESS I'M SCREWED HERE.
But I can't bet online at a game that I have a chance at winning long term even though its not hurting any person? |