So, Ron Paul is still running for President this election???
I thought he was done for....But, i was just driving back from picking up lunch, and, i am serious here, a big ass grasshopper slammed into my friggin windshield......I turned on the windshield washers to get the thing off my window, and all that did was put a big green and brown smear right down the passenger side windshield....And, i swear to God, it looked just like Jesus on the cross, just, green and brown and tilted a bit to the right, like maybe a vespa had bumped into the cross and made it tilt just a foot or so.
Anyways.... I am looking at Jesus on my windshield, and all of a sudden, i start seeing sign post after sign post after sign post, with a big white and blue "Ron Paul For President" on it.
It almost seemed as though a Jesus on a stick appeared on my windshield, just so i'd realize Ron Paul was still in the race...Even though, i really don't know shit about Ron Paul anyways....And, never intended to vote for him to begin with.
Anyways, Jesus is gone, cause it's raining now...But, i'm guessing Ron Paul is still here at least, eh? Whats he running as, Independant?  |