Gee, that reminds me, I completely forgot to pick up any of those 2c CDs and 29c DVDs that the WTO gave Antigua the go-ahead to start selling. How's the quality on those things, anyway?
What? They're not selling them yet? Well, you better look out, USA, because Antigua really, really means business and they'll probably be selling that intellectual property real soon! They're not kidding this time! They really mean it! So you better settle up, USA, and right now, or you'll be sorry!
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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