 shit thread - from a shit poster
Hooked up with wifey at 17 and only laid once before that and between the two never wore a condom.
39yrs old now and have been thinking about getting a whore/massage girl that i hear are popular now a days, they come to your house (wont work) or you go to their house (yes). here's my problem..... laugh all you want but please help........
I always picture us doing it on the couch and me busting a nut in the codom (which iv'e never done before) and then the part that has been scaring me off for a few years now and the one i need help from you guys......... what then do i do? pull it off there and fling it against the wall? (kidding) excuse myself go into her bathroom and throw it in the trash? flush it down the toliet? then what, wash my dick in her sink? come out and say what? bye? thank you?
far from a player as you can see, any and all help would be great and i wont mind siting thru 10 'im a loser' post just to get one thats helpfull.
TIA |