02-20-2008, 06:38 AM
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 Paris Hilton Banned From Oscars
Check out the idiot authors attempt to dramatize this shit.... The quotes are fuckin hilarious...  Quote:
If there is one event in town that desperately does not want to be associated with Paris Hilton in any way, shape or form, it’s the 80th Annual Academy Awards.
Perhaps one of the main reasons for their decision is the fact that her latest film, The Hottie and The Nottie, is ranked the worst movie of all time.
The source revealed to the Daily Star that Paris has already bought a 2 million Kira Plastinina dress for the ceremony.
She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with the film bods.
She’s tempted to go to the parties afterwards, but might wear her trademark brunette wig to save her dignity.
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