Titans aim to keep Pacman penned up
Dan Daly
August 12, 2007
Well, the Tennessee Titans have foiled Pacman Jones' plans to join the professional wrestling circuit during his suspension from the NFL. The team is willing to let him have an outside-the-ring role with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, I hear, but he has to stay at least 50 feet away from any Foreign Object.
He's also prohibited from carrying on his person more than five $1 bills.
Speaking of Pacman, he insisted last week he'd been arrested only two times, even though police records indicate the number is six. Of course, a cornerback needs a memory like that — for self-preservation's sake. I mean, if Pacman got burned for six touchdowns last season, he'd probably tell you he gave up two.
As coaches are forever saying, "You can't do anything about the last arrest. Just concentrate on the next arrest."
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