 Dell Dude Suicide Parlay Thread - presented to you by NETeller EFT, PPATM ACH and Bank One
That punkass vega changed the title of my current thread so I'm just gonna cut and paste everything that was posted by me and we can just pick off from there. Bottom line: I have a do-or-die-ACH-kiting three teamer for Level One or bust.
Here it is:
Carb "in da club"
Athletics (T Hudson) vs Orioles (R Lopez) Under 8 -110
Yankees (M Mussina) vs Blue Jays (K Escobar) Under 9 +105
Indians (C Sabathia) vs Tigers (Robertson) Indians -155
$ 162.68 Placed Parlay to win $ 884.75
And here is how we got to this position:
Dell Dude
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 9:27 AM
I might as well take this over and turn it into a suicide parlay thread since it's in my name. I lost my remaining $76 balance at WWTS with a 1-1 parlay. My record my last 47 stands at 32-15 (.680). For that all's I got was a $396 Bowmans check which I finally deposited last night and a $515 NETeller transfer from WWTS which I withdrew $291 and paid $5 to get the NT debit card. My checking account was overdrawn by $380 before all this and I spent another $45 yesterday so I am guaranteed a $200 plus profit if nothing changes.
What I'm going to try and do is turn my clean NETeller balance into the four figures then nail a $25,000 or higher super parlay this weekend. I'm not going to do any suicide BJ unless I have an expendable $100 or more that I can try to BLOW with. Why mess with that when I've got the hot hand in sports?
Today I'll start with a $24 suicide super at a sportsbook to be named later...
Edited: Wednesday 3, September, 2003 at 9:28 AM by Dell Dude
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 9:44 AM
I should also add that the Infield Suicide Fly Rule is in effect: nobody gets paid nothin until I reach Level Two.
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Dell Dude
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 10:25 AM
Blue Grass
Braves -155
OVER 9 -105 (R ORTIZ/S TRACHSEL)
Giants -140
OVER 8½ -125 (J JENNINGS/K RUETER)
Indians -167
OVER 8½ +105 (C SABATHIA/ROBERTSON)
24/755.63
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I am concerned about what it says on their website about capping moneyline parlays. This one wouldn't be affected, but this would not be the ideal place to place a super parlay at which is anything 50-1 or over. Super dupers have a 100-1 minumum payout.
Should go an easy 3-0 on the sides. This bably is all about how many runs are scored...
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Dell Dude
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 11:51 AM
SON OF A BITCH!
BET365
1 03/09/2003 ATL Braves(R Ortiz) @ NY Mets (S Trachsel)
(Money Line) ATL Braves - Pick
(Action)(Adjusted price may apply) -168 To Win To Run
2 03/09/2003 ATL Braves(R Ortiz) @ NY Mets (S Trachsel)
(Run Line) ATL Braves -1.5
(Action)( Adjusted line/ price may apply) -130 To Win To Run
3 03/09/2003 COL Rockies(J Jennings) @ SF Giants (K Rueter)
(Game Totals) Over 9.0
(Action)( Adjusted total/ price may apply) +110 To Win To Run
4 03/09/2003 COL Rockies(J Jennings) @ SF Giants (K Rueter)
(Money Line) SF Giants - Pick
(Action)(Adjusted price may apply) -148 To Win To Run
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Bloody English cocksuckers wouldn't let me do a four teamer so I have a $50 two-way three teamer. I guess it's two $50 bets, so the goal is 3-1 and it doesn't matter which bet loses and 4-0 doesn't increase my payout. For once in my lousy compulsive gambling life, I am hoping to have a badbeat one loss parlay.
But that's not why I am upset. It's what happened next. I transferred my remaining $100 NETeller balance to Sands. They gave me a $20 bonus on top of it. Don't care either way about that other than it means I'd have to bet $600 to convert my entire balance to payout eligible.
So I win the first hand just like I always have been doing recently. Then I take out $100 via ECP which also stays true to the suicide BJ template. But then I went back. With a now guaranteed $300 plus profit, a penny parlay and an imitation parlay pending, I decided to lay the peddle to the metal and floor that bitch!
Busted on the first hand.
I'm not joking here. I was going to try and make it up to the max ASAP then BLOW. Not gonna happen.
...this time at least.
So there you are. I need at least three of four on the Braves/Giants/OVEROVER and I'll be good to go for tonight.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 11:54 AM
OMG! I just realized why they wouldn't let me do a four teamer. I took the Braves runline instead of the Braves OVER. I'm gonna call up and see if I can't correct that...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 12:26 PM
BET365
ATL Braves(R Ortiz) @ NY Mets (S Trachsel)
(Game Totals) Over 9.0
Listed Pitchers must start -105 To Win To Run
2 03/09/2003 ATL Braves(R Ortiz) @ NY Mets (S Trachsel)
(Money Line) ATL Braves - Pick
Listed Pitchers must start -167 To Win To Run
3 03/09/2003 COL Rockies(J Jennings) @ SF Giants (K Rueter)
(Game Totals) Over 9.0
Listed Pitchers must start +110 To Win To Run
4 03/09/2003 COL Rockies(J Jennings) @ SF Giants (K Rueter)
(Money Line) SF Giants - Pick
Listed Pitchers must start -148 To Win To Run
$100 to win $998.42
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 3:05 PM
Not only I can't win clean parlays, I can't even win dirty ones unless it also involves bank fraud. If that's the way it has to be, then so be it...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 3:26 PM
Cwiss Cwoss
[907] COL ROCKIES o9EV Sep-3 12:35
[908] SF GIANTS -1½+140 Sep-3 12:35
Risking $100 to win $380
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Dell Dude
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 3:38 PM
WHOA!
I got a $100 bonus. Mickey must have a death wish. Not only I'm gonna win, but even if I lose I'll get a second chance. Can you say Level One? This shit's gonna happen right here, right now.
Rockies 1-0, top one
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 3:49 PM
After I win I think I'll call and get the groundrules for payouts. Lots of question marks here:
Will this week's $5 Citadel deposit block all payouts until it clears (up to 7 business days)?
Will I only be required to get a $100 NETeller payout first or the sum of all previous NT payouts?
What are the rollover and betting requirements for the $100 bonus and will any early withdrawal affect it?
Lots and lots a question...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 3:51 PM
GRAND SLAM HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited: Wednesday 3, September, 2003 at 3:52 PM by Dell Dude
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 4:38 PM
5-4, bottom four. Let's close this thing out boys and pull away...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 4:38 PM
By the way, I'm calling the OVER.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 5:07 PM
I don't know what the phuck is going on at the Cris website, but if it seems too good to be true... It shows I have $100 available to withdraw but a zero betting balance. Obvioulsy it is the latter. And the runline has turned against me. I'm going to be in a very familiar EFT kiting position tonight once again.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 5:27 PM
I don't want to commit any financial crimes tonight, I really don't. Tonight's Big Brother. I'd much rather be watching that and relaxing than sweating out an EFT suicide parlay. I need two runs in two innings.
6-6, bottom seven
If it goes to the ninth, I'll need a multi-run walkoff.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 5:44 PM
If it comes down to it, I'm gonna have to pay the $13 extra and do a $150 NETeller insta cash deposit then transfer it to Olympic. All or nothing then a suicide par saving Western Union payout tomorrow. If the Giants game goes to the ninnth with them leading by only one or worse I'm going to assume a loss and go with it...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 5:47 PM
I don't purposely try to get myself in these positions. Maybe you can make a case I do it subconsciously but believe me this is not what I consider fun. I'd much rather be going for Level Two with a CLEAN four figure balance but it never works out that way.
Buckle up boys. This could be a wild one.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 5:50 PM
Bottom eight, 6-6. If this shit's gonna happen........
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 5:59 PM
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 6:08 PM
Olympic
Yankees (-145)
Indians (-166)
& OVER 8.5 (+110)
$150 to win $702
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That is all pending on the outcome of the Giants game or 6:45 pm EST, whatever comes first...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 6:11 PM
I'm not here to play games. If I win, I'm taking out not only what I need but EVERY PENNY I have spent or gambled the past two days and I'm not taking into account my Sands ECP payout. That comes out to a $610 Western Union transfer. I'll have about $200 left in CLEAN bankroll...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 6:12 PM
If this shit's gonna happen (2)...
One on, no outs, Bonds in the on deck circle...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 6:15 PM
BONDS AT THE PLATE...............
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 6:32 PM (NEW!)
"single to deep right field"
I do not want to know how close that was to a homerun. Let's just leave it at the yahoo sportschannel applet. If you take out the runline, that's another 3-1 to push my record to 35-16 (.686) my last 51 and I'm still gonna need a three teamer to live to see Thursday.
No comment on that as well.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003 6:42 PM (NEW!)
Carib "in da club"
Under 8 -110 A's/O's
Under 9 +105 Yanks/Jays
Indians -155
$162.68 to win $884.75
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Decided to go with a PPATM ACH since I am well below the weekly cap limit. That made Carib automatic. I win, I take out $500 plus and head to the ATM. I lose, I'm in an all-too familiar position.
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