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Old 05-16-2003, 12:00 AM
Dell Dude Dell Dude is offline
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Default Dell Dude putting himself on the 10-day disabled list, to be used to get his mind and body back in shape

I just weighed myself. Two hundred and eight phucking pounds.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] I wear boxer underwear and they are still so tight on me they're tearing. When I'm forced to put on pants, I can't even zip it up all the way. I hide it by wearing long shirts. And on top of all that I'm starting to get gray hair.

This bullshit has got to end. How am I going to win anything when I am in this kind of shape? That's it. I've decided to log out of all my gambling forums, erase all sportsbook links from my "favorite" places, then erase all my cookies and go back to the minors for a 10-day workout assignment.

After the ten we'll see where I'm at. Hopefully, I will be under 190 at least. In addition, I'm going to try the goatee thing again. It stays on until Level THREE is achieved.

I'm going nowhere fast. This can't continue like this. I'm losing and I'm losing fat, stupid and ugly. I can at least remove "fat" from the equation.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

At midnight, it begins. I'll see you guys May 26th.
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